Wedding Speech Welcome Address
post somejokes best jokes –10 marks?
Bride of 21st Century
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said. Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences. I mean that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.”
“What do you mean my child?” asked the Head of the family.
What I mean dad is
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to entertain your son!
how is it
Its ok but you should’ve posted in the jokes section.Anyway,how is this:
A European is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The European ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
American: “You European fold eat the whole bread?”
European (in a bad mood): “Of course”.
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In America, we only
eat what’s inside. The crust we collect in container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to European countries.” The American has a
smirk on his face.
The European listens in silence.
The American persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”
European: “Of Course.”
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We
don’t. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam & send it to European countries.
The European then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”
American: “Why of course we do”, the American says with a big smirk.
European: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
American: “We throw them away, of course”.
European: “We don’t. In Europe, we put them in a container, recycle
them melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.”
P.S:Dont take it seriously,its just a joke.
ROGERS/SIRLIN WEDDING – WELCOME TOAST BY RICHARD AND ARLENE