Wedding Speech Quotations

how did kumars speech go?
i remember watching harold and kumar escape from Guantanamo bay. and i remember taht part when harrold and kumar crashed kumars ex’s wedding and to prove that he really loves her he starts to give a speech… whats the tittle of that speech?(if its even a speech? I thinks its a quotation.) tnx!!
I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that’s good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
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