Wedding Speech Builder
Ideas please on these subjects?
I am doing a speech at a wedding aniversary party
She is a nurse
He is a builder
They both play golf and watch rugby union
Any short, reasonably clean and clever jokes on any of these subjects much appreciated.
Any jokes that include wedding aniversarys, builders, golf nurses and rugby would be excellent
A Wedding Story….. enjoy!
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending,
the patient’s girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
Sorry I couldn’t work the builder occupation in there:-)
Anti Press Conference Agitators (Westminster, London 27 April 2011)