Funny Wedding Speech Quotes

Wedding – Best Man Speech – I need some suggestions!?
Hi. I was asked last night to do a speech (as the best man) at a wedding tomorrow, so very little time to prepare! Please help me! I need some suggestions for funny quotes, jokes or anecdotes that I could use in the speech. Please no links to other sites! Really need help with this – much appreciated!
Tell some jokes about the Groom’s childhood mishaps, dont mention ex girlfriends, thank the bride for taking him off the market, so the rest of you guys stand a chance.Remember,this is his night.Compliment the bridal couple and flatter them.This is the one time it doesnt seem gay to compliment a guy…
If you need help writing your speech, e-mail all their details(eg where they met,theyre names and ages) to monicajackel@Gmail.com and I’ll try to help.
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