GIVE A WEDDING SPEACH

funny opening lines for a wedding speech?? PLEASE HELP!!!?

Ok so I am getting married in a few months I have my speech written down but I cant find any funny opening phrases for my speech i want to start my speech of with a laugh because I know my future husbands speech is going to be absolutely funny and mine is all emotional so I want a start it of with a laugh, but I cant some up with anything and cant find anything so please help!!!

A really old line from a Marx Brothers movie goes like this: “Ladies and gentlemen. That includes most of you”.

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